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The Great Gatsby

The Great Gatsby

In which Jason and comedian River Clegg review the trailer for The Great Gatsby.  

JASON

Hi, River. Welcome to this review of the trailer for The Great Gatsby. I hope Gatsby isn’t a fireworks baron, or confetti magnate, or comically-oversized-novelty-champagne bottle tycoon, because otherwise he’s definitely getting high on his own supply. His supply of absinthe soaked confetti, presumably. How exactly would that work? Is he eating the confetti, catching it on his tongue like a snowflake?