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300 – Rise of an Empire: Rise Of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee

300 – Rise of an Empire: Rise Of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee

Artemisia, Queen of Halicarnassus, saunters up to Xerxes and breathily declares, “I will attack the Greeks… with my entire navy.” Oh Artemisia, you don’t need an entire navy. Every modern girl knows that a flash of boob is all that is needed here to paralyze the opposition. (Did you learn nothing from the way you were reviewed in The Dreamers?)