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The Bling Ring: Word Gets Out About Your Party, Things Get Weird

The Bling Ring: Word Gets Out About Your Party, Things Get Weird

This is exactly—exactly—why I never let strangers find out I’m having a party.

Obviously, unlike Paris Hilton’s parties, my parties don’t involve me leaving my six-million-dollar mansion unmanned while I snort champagne in another state or whatever, but the principle is the same. Word gets out about your party, things get weird.

For instance, I once thought it’d be smart to circumvent potential noise complaints by inviting all the neighbors over for my birthday. I barely knew them, but I figured they wouldn’t show up, and so what if they did—it was worth a few beers and some Chex Mix to keep them from calling the cops.