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Byzantium: When I Hit On Girls At The Bar, I Pretend To Be “The Lincoln Lawyer”

Byzantium: When I Hit On Girls At The Bar, I Pretend To Be “The Lincoln Lawyer”

Has the FDA approved a drug that turns the general population into “Paranormal Teen Romance” obsessed moviegoers? Honestly, I wish it was a fucking drug that caused this hysteria, because it seems like people are still obsessed with werewolves and vampires fucking without any good goddamn reason. [Ed note: What if a genie reads this and grants your wish?! Man, I hope nobody’s holding a monkey’s paw and reading your review out loud. Nobody grant Johnny’s wish, especially not in Robin Williams’ voice!]