- 1990′s Ben Affleck was constantly visited by fancy goats because they had heard so much about his “goat tea”. #
- If a Ninja Turtle sees his shadow today, there will be six more weeks of Splinter. #
- Hungover watching Burn Notice and eating ice cream. Might as well wrap my hair in a towel and paint my nails while I’m at it. #
- John Hancock’s “signature move” was actually writing his signature. #
- Cut the skin on my fingers trying to open a tightly capped bottle of Hawaiian Punch. More like Hawaiian Lacerations! #
- I bet if Ice Cube was having a really bad day and then he heard ‘It Was A Good Day’ on the radio it would really get on his nerves. #
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